She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
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Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
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I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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