That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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