no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Randomize
