Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
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Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
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Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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