You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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