This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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