I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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