just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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