How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
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Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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