I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
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Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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