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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
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Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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