Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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