I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
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I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
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Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Will exercising make me less horny?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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