Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
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My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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