the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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