I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Please, let me fuck your mom
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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