are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
They have beer where we have blood.
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I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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