People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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