they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
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No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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