Sponge bath it is.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
She's just so happy...and so naked.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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