dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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