How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
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The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
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No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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