I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Randomize