It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
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At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
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The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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