Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
