He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
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Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
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Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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