Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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