This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
