Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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