its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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