haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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