Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
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Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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