i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
He did a backflip because drugs
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