Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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