U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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