My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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