I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
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