WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
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girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
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I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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