Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
