I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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