and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
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My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
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I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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