Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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