I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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