By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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