How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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