Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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