I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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