..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Please, let me fuck your mom
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
