i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
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Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
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How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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