I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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