I want to stick my p in your. b.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
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She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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