the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Randomize
