The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Say something about gay babies.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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